My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
this will be a night to untag.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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