Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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