i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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