I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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