Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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