lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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