I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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