Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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