do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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