what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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