remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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