when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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