hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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