yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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