Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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