R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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