Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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