I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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