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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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