think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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