I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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