We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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