nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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