i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Two words: blizzard sex
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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