Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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