: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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