how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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