I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
someone threw a dead crab at me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
