Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
did you just send me my own nude
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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