matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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