well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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