it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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