wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Ladies don't puke and tell
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
