only you would photoshop your dick
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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