I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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