and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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