wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
we should paint friendship bongs
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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