We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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