i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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