Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
