everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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