So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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