Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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