Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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