I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
