I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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