feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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