absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
