What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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