I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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