**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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