I feel like abortions should bother me more
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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