Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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