Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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