he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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